The final results are in! The Aristocrats Comic is ready to go! WARNING: Whilst there are no explicit images, there's a LOT of swearing and descriptions of very naughty things. Basically, this is your one NSFW warning! Enjoy! The famous joke of The Aristocrats has been popular with stand-up comedians around the world for decades. It has become something of an in-joke with each comedian trying to outdo the other. The joke begins with a family, usually consisting of a mother, father, teen son, teen daughter, and a dog and/or a baby, (the family members tend to vary person to person) going to see a talent agent. The agent dismisses the family because the family act is "too old fashioned" but agrees to give them a chance. Then the central part of the joke describes the act they perform. By tradition, this is the most crude, disgusting, sexual acts imaginable such as incest and beastiality. With stand-up comedians, this section of the joke is rarely told the same way twice. The joke concludes with the agent in total shock and asks what the act is called. The punchline/ending is always, “The Aristocrats!” The joke is not intended to have a funny punchline. The aim is to try and come up with what can create the most shock value by use of toilet humour. Many famous comedians such as Robin Williams, Eddie Izzard, Steven Wright and George Carlin have recited different versions of this joke. See here for more info. This is an attempt to retell the world famous joke of The Aristocrats. However, this version is aimed to be told by comic authors. The idea is to form a collaboration effort by various artists and writers, to tell this one joke. The joke will start as follows: “A family enter a talent agent’s office. There’s a mother, father, teenage daughter and a dog. They approach the agent and the father explains, “We’ve got an incredible act and we’d like you to represent us.” The agent says to them, “Sorry, but the family act is just too ‘old fashioned’ nowadays.” The mother pleads, “Please sir, just give us a chance. Let us show you our act, it will only take a few moments.” The agent agrees to give them a shot. The family stand in the centre of the room ready to begin.” Each author involved is asked to continue from that introduction by making a single comic panel (400 pixels wide by 200 pixels tall), depicting a character of their creation (i.e. the main character of their own webcomic) and contributing up to 2 sentences of dialogue towards the central part of the joke. In this section they are allowed to describe absolutely anything that occurs in the family’s act as long as it doesn’t exceed anymore than two sentences, can be contained with the single panel and still allows room for their own character to be within the panel telling the joke. The dialogue must begin with “And then”. You must NOT show any actual sexual images. The aim is to describe it in a humourous manner. The more original you make the sexual acts described in your dialogue, the less chance there'll be of accidently repeating what someone else wrote. That's the challenge - be as extreme and funny as possible (but keeping it entirely dialogue). Submissions are closed.

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